The Colbert Report: Dungeons & Dragons

I will never forget when I lost Pheronithe, my 21st-level Lawful Good paladin. [chuckles] I know - that's redundant!



With D&D now available on the internet, the social outcasts of today's junior high schools are relieved of the agony of any human contact. Enjoy your magnificent isolation!

Don't forget to bathe.


Thanks to dopplegangster Drew for the clue...