The World's Bufugliest 'Dog'
1991 - 2005
Rest in Peace, Little Nightmare

Sam, the world's ugliest dog, finally died today after 14 years of making children scream and keeping me from sleep.

Now, maybe, I can rest in peace, secure in the knowledge that he cannot creep into my bedroom in the middle of the night to hump my leg with his monstrous, pus-filled, decayed vienna sausage.

Farewell, little monster...and please, for the love of God, stay dead.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you not even love your dog...that's so mean..i thought he was adorable...you should never say that you're glad that your dog is dead...not matter how ugly YOU think it is!

7:35 PM  

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