9.20.2005

Today's Horoscope for Aries:
You Will Be Slapped Down Like the Silly Little Bitch You Are!

Aries Man Sues Over Negative Horoscope

from AFP

MONTBELIARD, France - A Frenchman born under the sign of Aries who sued a newspaper for giving him an unfavorable horoscope was told he was wasting the court's time and ordered to pay $425 dollars in legal fees.

The man complained about a prediction earlier this year that Arians would "rediscover the emotions of adolescence especially in the field of love, where the desire to have fun will overtake the need to build something longer-lasting."

He told the court that he was a "serious father" and risked being typecast by employers as a "skirt-chaser" and therefore unreliable.

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